The HUMANS West Coast Tour!!!

LOOK OUT WEST COAST!!! HERE WE FUCKIN' COME!!!!

March 11th – SHQ Vol.2 Launch Party & Art Show!!!

March 18th – Nuclear Comics, Laguna Hills CA

March 19th – Shop Called Quest Claremont, CA

March 25th thru 27th – WONDERCON, Los Angeles CA (Artist Alley B-25)

April 1st – Dr Comics Mr Games, Oakland CA

April 2nd – Mission Comics, S.F. CA

April 5th – Floating World, Portland OR

April 7th – Arcane Comics Party!!!, Seattle WA

April 7th thru 10th – Emerald City, Seattle WA

April 23rd - 8th Annual Hippy Killer Hoedown - Perris, CA

 

Come out a support us in yer town!

We'll have our newest, The HUMANS Vol.2: HUMANS TILL DETH, plus prints, tees, butterfly combs, patches, buttons, roach clips and even a fuckin' TOY!!!! (more to come on that!)

So come out and support two monkeyfuckers as they fuck up the west coast!!  More updates to come!! STAY TUNED!!!!

 

The HUMANS Sketches Sale!!!

A lot of you have been asking us, "When ya gonna sell some HUMANS art??"

Well, The HUMANS artist Tom Neely is making some of his earliest drawings and sketches available for sale!! Over the next few weeks he will be adding new pieces to the store.  Here are the 1st 3!!

 Early process sketch. Love the goggles.

Early process sketch. Love the goggles.

 This is one of the 1st sketches i remember Tom showing me. This was one of a handful of "genesis images" that The HUMANS spring from... - KMK

This is one of the 1st sketches i remember Tom showing me. This was one of a handful of "genesis images" that The HUMANS spring from... - KMK

 The HUMANS attitude... FOR LIFE! TILL DETH!!

The HUMANS attitude... FOR LIFE! TILL DETH!!

These are up in our store right now!!

Don't worry, if these have sold out, Tom will be making more available over the next few weeks!! So keep checking back with us!!!

Thanks for the support Monkey-Fuckers!!
Hope ya dig the drawings!!

The HUMANS IMAGE Firsts & Issue #10

So, tomorrow is a big day. The HUMANS #1 has been reprinted and released as part of the IMAGE Firsts series... This is huge for us and we're grateful to IMAGE Comics for choosing us to be a "First"! and we're psyched to see issue #1 back on the shelves!!  Its super cheap at $1, so grab a couple and give em away as gifts or just leave them in inappropriate places!! JUST BUY EM!!!

 Pretty fuckin' cool to see this back in print again as a single issue... Look to the back cover for the ad for The HUMANS Vol.2: HUMANS Till Deth TPB (collecting issues 5-10) coming in March 2016!

Pretty fuckin' cool to see this back in print again as a single issue... Look to the back cover for the ad for The HUMANS Vol.2: HUMANS Till Deth TPB (collecting issues 5-10) coming in March 2016!

Tomorrow also marks the release of our latest and last issue of The HUMANS, issue #10.

 Issue #10 brings The HUMANS series to a blood-drenched end!!! But don't worry... More is to come...

Issue #10 brings The HUMANS series to a blood-drenched end!!! But don't worry... More is to come...

Issue #10 delivers a brutal ending to the series that hopefully quenches your blood-lust and leaves ya wanting more!!

And with this issue, like all of our issues past, we will have The HUMANS Soundtrack Vol.10 but since this is our last ish for a bit, we decided to go out with a bang and offer 10 fuckin' songs!!!

This issues digital 7 inch features the "mean and filthy" licks of the always killer, Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell along with a crusty ripper from a HUMANS favorite, Boss Kong!!!

But that's just the beginning. We are proud to announce the winners of The HUMANS: BATTLE OF THE APE BANDS Contest!!! Co-Winners: The HIp Priests and Child Leash!!!!! Not only are they a apart of The HUMANS Soundtrack and featured in Apeshit, they also both will have t-shirts designed for their bands by HUMANS Artist/Co-Creator, Tom Neely.

Plus, we got so many submissions that we decided to add some "honorable mentions" to the soundtrack featuring tracks by: Cadaver Pudding, Thee Minks, The Sorority, Scuzz, Dark Palms and Apex Shrine!!!  Thats 10 tracks for issue #10.

Thanks to these artists and bands plus any of those whom sent songs in but were not chosen! We really appreciate all the love and support!

AND since issue #1 is back on the shelves as well, we gotta have that issues soundtracks up too. SO, we're making both our Vol. 1 soundtrack songs (Zig-Zags "The HUMANS March (Lets Die!)" and Smelly Tongues "Live to Ride") available on our soundcloud as well!!

THAT'S 12 FUCKIN' SONGS 'MATE!!! You ain't got no excuse... Give em a listen.

 Its finally here. Issue #10. Its been a hell of a ride to this point. Thanks for stickin' wit' us.

Its finally here. Issue #10. Its been a hell of a ride to this point. Thanks for stickin' wit' us.

We've worked really fuckin' hard to try and make this as killer a fuckin' comic as we could and we couldn't be happier with how this issue came out and where we're going from here!!! So grab issue #10 and remember... We got more comin' for ya next year scumbags!!! 

 THANKS FOR RIDING WITH US MONKEY-FUCKERS!!!! See ya soon!

THANKS FOR RIDING WITH US MONKEY-FUCKERS!!!! See ya soon!



The HUMANS Bakersfield Bananza!

'Maaaate...

The HUMANS creative team (Keenan Marshall Keller, Tom Neely, and Kristina Collantes + our awesome intern/helper monkey/pin-up artist, Carmen Monoxide) hit Bakersfield, CA last weekend and got to go Apeshit with friends and fans!!!

We hit BAKO early to meet up with photographer/journalist Joseph Michael Ruiz at The MINT for a quick interview and some drinks... Luckily their open at 6 a.m..... so by 10:30 when we arrived, the place was already hoppin'.

 Gettin' Ready for the day...

Gettin' Ready for the day...

 Signed a few comics while hanging at The MINT.

Signed a few comics while hanging at The MINT.

 what a couple of scumbags.

what a couple of scumbags.

 "Jesus was a Zombie!! READ YER COMICS!!!" - E. Wilie P. cira 200?

"Jesus was a Zombie!! READ YER COMICS!!!" - E. Wilie P. cira 200?

After a short interview, a few rounds and a couple pics, we made our way to our hotel lobby and watched a drunk woman puke all over the floor (sorry no pics) while cowboys sung shitty ditties around the fireplace. A PBR (professional bull riding) tournament was taking place next door to our hotel and people were raging. Then ZIG-ZAGS showed up and we hit a noodle joint before the show.

 THEN WE HIT BABYLON!!!

THEN WE HIT BABYLON!!!

The party started at Babylon with us doing some signings and drinking a bit more...

 hangin at Babylon before the party started.

hangin at Babylon before the party started.

1st up Douche Metal brought the thunder. (featuring the nites promoter David Michael Lopez)

Then The Sorority powered thru a killer set!!!

 The Sorority stayed hydrated...

The Sorority stayed hydrated...

 and RAAAGED!!!

and RAAAGED!!!

Then our good friends Zig-Zags killed!!!!

 Covered in SLIME! SLIME!! SLIME! SLIME! SLIME!!!!!

Covered in SLIME! SLIME!! SLIME! SLIME! SLIME!!!!!


Zig-Zags fuckin' rule. Heavy shredders. They kill. Vid by Joseph Michael Ruiz.

 The nite was a blast! Bands Ruled! and it was great to hang with some of our fans!

The nite was a blast! Bands Ruled! and it was great to hang with some of our fans!

 Thanks Babylon!!!

Thanks Babylon!!!

The next day we awoke a bit hungover with our ears ringing still and made our way to the Bakersfield Comic-Con!

 The HUMANS were in full effect at Bakersfield Comic-Con.

The HUMANS were in full effect at Bakersfield Comic-Con.

 Tom Neely with his other works: The Blot, The Wolf, Popeye Collection (IDW -featuring Tom and several other artists), Your Disease Spread Quick, and the cult classic Henry & Glenn Forever & Ever.

Tom Neely with his other works: The Blot, The Wolf, Popeye Collection (IDW -featuring Tom and several other artists), Your Disease Spread Quick, and the cult classic Henry & Glenn Forever & Ever.

 Keenan Marshall Keller with a bunch of comics from his micro publishing imprint, Drippy Bone Books and holding issue #1 of his series, Force Majeure. 

Keenan Marshall Keller with a bunch of comics from his micro publishing imprint, Drippy Bone Books and holding issue #1 of his series, Force Majeure. 

 It was a well attended fest. Pretty good turn out!

It was a well attended fest. Pretty good turn out!

 Tom did a few cover sketches.

Tom did a few cover sketches.

 The "Poor Man's" Predator had us dying...

The "Poor Man's" Predator had us dying...

 HUMANS homie, Tom Kleve stopped by to show off his new tattoo based off The HUMANS pin-up for issue #9 by killer artist, Alexis Zirrit (if you don't know his work, just go and buy Space RIders right now! The collection just came out!!! It rulez.)

HUMANS homie, Tom Kleve stopped by to show off his new tattoo based off The HUMANS pin-up for issue #9 by killer artist, Alexis Zirrit (if you don't know his work, just go and buy Space RIders right now! The collection just came out!!! It rulez.)

 Tom K. was also sporting his homemade Satan'z Minions patch!!

Tom K. was also sporting his homemade Satan'z Minions patch!!

 The Bakersfield Comic-Con was a good time.

The Bakersfield Comic-Con was a good time.

The WHOLE weekend was a blast... We wished we'd taken more photos but thankfully, Joseph Michael Ruiz documented both events and let us use his photos! His are all the good looking ones!!! Thanks Joseph!

 Joseph Michael Ruiz whom documented the entire weekend. Thanks Joseph!

Joseph Michael Ruiz whom documented the entire weekend. Thanks Joseph!

Also, thanks to David for helping put together the show and having Douche Metal play. 

Thanks toThe Sorority for coming out and playing the gig! Great to meet those guys!

Much love to Zig-Zags for making the trip and raging with us! Those dudes are a blast!

& BIG thanks to Steve Wyatt for hooking us up and inviting us to Bakersfield Comic-Con!! Maybe we can come back next year??!!!

and tons of love to all the fans whom came out to support at either event!! HUMANS FOR LIFE!

 Cheers Bakersfield!!! It was a blast Monkey-Fuckers!!

Cheers Bakersfield!!! It was a blast Monkey-Fuckers!!


The HUMANS invade Bakersfield!!!!

The HUMANS creative team of Keenan Marshall Keller, Tom Neely, and Kristina Collantes are hitting Bakersfield for 2 days of savage comic fun! 

 Let's go bananas!!!

Let's go bananas!!!

It all starts Saturday, November 21st at Babylon : The HUMANS INVADE BAKO!

The HUMANS team will be signing comics, slanging merch and Djing some HUMANS inspired tunes!! We also got 3 killer fuckin' bands playing!!

ZIG-ZAGS (L.A.'s thrash punk brainded warriors)

The Sorority (Heavy, Hard and Driving rock from the Oakland)

Douche Metal (Bakersfields own crazy ass monkey-fuckers)

ALL AGES!!!
$5/Members
$7/Without membership

co-sponsored by the Bakersfield Comic-Con!

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Then: On Sunday November 22nd, They'll be (hungover) at Bakersfield Comic-Con!!!

Come out and help us party thru our hangovers from the nite before!!!

We'll have single issues, VOL.1 TPB, T-shirts, patches, prints, black-light posters, sketchbooks, The HUMANS butterfly comb, roach-clip keychain, and buttons!!

So if your anywhere near here, make a fuckin' trip of it and come out and party with us!!! We're fuckin' psyched!!!

 

The HUMANS #9!!!!!!!!!! & The HUMANS Go NUCLEAR!!!

Alright scumbags!!!! Issue #9 is out tomorrow!!! You'd best get off yer ass and grab yerself a copy or we'll send Karns after yer ass! Its the most brutal issue yet!!!!!!

you might recognize the loose influence behind this cover....

ALSO:::  We're doing this killer event on Friday!!

 Lets go APESHIT Laguna Hills!!!!

Lets go APESHIT Laguna Hills!!!!

We are pumped to finally get to hang with our peeps at Nuclear Comics!!! Come out and party with us and we'll sign yer crap, give ya bad ape sketches, get drunk and talk shit. Here is our events page: The HUMANS go Nuclear!!!
Let us know yer coming and join the event!! We hope to see you there!!!